May 2009
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Google Rents Goats To Replace Lawnmowers
In what absolutely reads like an April Fools joke, Google has a post on its blog today explaining how it has rented a herd of goats to replace the lawnmowers that normally cut the grass in the fields around its headquarters. This is Google’s “low-carbon” approach to maintaining its property.
Oh dear. Another convert to the loony ‘man made’ global warming bandwagon
(Techcrunch)
WatchRule Number 1: Don’t steal.
Rule Number 2: Don’t be greedy
April 2009
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Wanted: Woman willing to stick head in toilet
If you are a female about 5 feet 8 inches tall, 140 pounds and willing to stick your head in a toilet, a northern Wisconsin prosecutor wants your help in proving a high-profile homicide case. The Vilas County district attorney plans to recruit volunteers for a second round of controversial tests designed to prove that a woman was drowned by her husband in a toilet - and didn’t commit suicide...
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I know Maths is important, but surely not this...
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
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Unfortunately, Mr Dutu had previously wired his...
Robert Dutu: Hello. How are you. I have a very important business proposition for your consideration. Please can we chat on it?
Mike Nash: Let me guess? You have millions of dollars you want to give me. But i won't get it. Instead, you will rip me off on advanced fee fraud?
Robert Dutu: You are right
Mike Nash: Well, appreciate the honesty
Robert Dutu: You are welcome. Been nice chatting with you
Mike Nash: Good luck in finding an idiot
Robert Dutu: Thanks man
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STOP! Butterfly crossing in progress →
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A glimpse into people's lives
Found this really interesting
It’s a snapshot into the lives of 178 people caught at the same location. Most of them were apparently unaware that they were being photographed, and this means to me that most of the 178 people were captured without airs and graces that would naturally occur when one knows when one has an audience.